Why helllooooooooo folks and semi-retarded!
Ol'Brucie is back with a vengeance and is once again stuck with the Commish's leftover rejects... at least it isn't the Islanders this time.
Anywho, everything is for sale. I'm looking for big deals to forever change the face of this organization. Rebuild is of course my only option at this point but if something else grabs my attention, I will make it.
Things you new people should know about me;
1. I hate you unless your first name is Do and your last name is Nut.
2. Yes, I have had sexual relationships with your mother.
3. Don't send me shit assed offers, there are precious few who know more about players then yours truly. Deal with it.
4. If you send me a shit offer, expect one back. Deal with it and smarten up.
5. I don't have time for your shit. Sending a PM stating "Do you like anyone off my team?" Will get a "No" in response. Send me a list of players on my team that YOU are interested in and I shall respond in kind. If you have an untouchable, name them off the bat... I'm not over paying simply cause you like how a player looks in a jock strap.
6. PM only. I don't check e-mails and I don't care if you write one. I also don't care when you cry to the Commish that I'm ignoring your e-mails.
7. I haven't seen my balls since 1987.
8. Don't expect GM report cards. I'm busy and could care less until my team does better. Have an issue with that? See #1.